4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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