I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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