you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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