My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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