TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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