Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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