We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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