Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You've changed since you got that strap on
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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