I want to stick my p in your. b.
She said her name was "party"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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