I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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