what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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