Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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