You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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