His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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