just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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