Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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