Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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