i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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