i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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