fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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