everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
