i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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