u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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