normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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