its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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