i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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