My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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