Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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