At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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