he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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