What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize