real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pappa wants mamma naked
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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