I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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