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hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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