Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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