She announced her abortion via fbk
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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