I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
is that a dick in a sweater?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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