I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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