There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my liver is dry heaving
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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