I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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