I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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