He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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