I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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