So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
How's work?
Spinning.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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