you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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