i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
