Plan B is the new Plan A
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
