I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Randomize