i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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