you mean i was at the winter classic?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
