Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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