hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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