hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize